First day of medical school, the professor held up a…

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Oct 28

On the first day of medical school, the professor held up a 2,000-page textbook and said, “Everything you need is in here.” A student in the back raised her hand:

“Is there a generic version?”

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First day of medical school, the professor held up a…

On the first day of medical school, the professor held up a 2,000-page textbook and said, “Everything you need is in here.” A student in the back raised her hand:

“Is there a generic version?”

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